SARECASM

jamausis:

what if i….. never said a single word ever again 

(via dulect)

biglawbear:

het-fekat:

captainsnoop:

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

(via dulect)

(via dulect)

crystalvanmeter:

my tru aesthetic is “wears mostly black and imagines they’re hard and tough but stutters when socializing and is seconds away from crying at any given moment”

(via scorpionoodlehead)

devvaugn:

me: *speaks it into existence* :)))

universe:

(via spongebobssquarepants)